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Amelia Dimoldenberg and Andrew Garfield are the celebrity shidduch we've been waiting for

JL;DR SUMMARY Amelia Dimoldenberg and Andrew Garfield had a viral red-carpet moment at the Golden Globes, sparking excitement among fans who call it the "Jewish celebrity shidduch" they've been waiting for. A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude. Now, Dude, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.

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