JL;DR SUMMARY In this episode of Unorthodox, the hosts discuss Bernie Madoff's prison hot chocolate scheme and feature two Jewish guests - Rosie Gray, a staff writer at the Atlantic who covered the election for BuzzFeed, and Charlie Brotman, who announced every inauguration parade from Eisenhower to Obama but was snubbed by the Trump inauguration committee. A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski.

• At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself.
• This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude.
• Now, Dude, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from.
• But then, there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me.
• And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.