The "Peace in Just Ten Easy Steps!" Edition

JL;DR SUMMARY In this edition, Allison, Don, and Noah explore three key topics: the addition of four new Supreme Court Justices and its implications for a potential conservative revolution, Opposition Leader Yitzhak Herzog's Ten Point Peace Plan calling for a decade-long cooling-off period before negotiations, and the Ministry of Education and Jerusalem Municipality's efforts to instill patriotism in city kindergarten children. A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude. Now, Dude, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.

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