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The Jewish space lasers are real — well, kind of

JL;DR SUMMARY In recent developments, Israel has deployed a laser defense system called Iron Beam, sparking both humor and conspiracy theories about the so-called Jewish space lasers. A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude. Now, Dude, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.

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Conspiracy TheoriesNaftali BennettMissile DefenseMarjorie Taylor GreeneIsrael DefenseDirected Energy WeaponIron BeamJewish Space LasersRothschild

Places mentioned

Beirut, Lebanon
"Iranian missiles and Israeli interceptive missiles over Beirut, Lebanon."
Israel
"Israel does, however, have a laser that shoots in the general direction of space."
Lebanon
"In the video, missiles launched by Hezbollah from southern Lebanon, near the border with Israel, appear to flame out moments after taking off."

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