JL;DR SUMMARY A leaked recording reveals that key Haredi rabbis in Israel, including Rabbi Moshe Hillel Hirsch and Rabbi Dov Lando, have supported a proposed conscription law not out of any intention to integrate Haredi yeshiva students into the IDF, but as a delaying tactic to avoid enlistment altogether. A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude. Now, Dude, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.