Latest accessory in Crown Heights: A shovel lapel pin to signal support for the 770 tunnel

JL;DR SUMMARY In Crown Heights, Brooklyn, a new accessory gaining popularity is a shovel lapel pin sold at Chabad headquarters to show support for an illegally dug tunnel beneath 770 Eastern Parkway. A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude. Now, Dude, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.

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