JL;DR SUMMARY Salah Sarsour, president of the Islamic Society of Milwaukee, has been detained by ICE following accusations of lying about past convictions related to his pro-Palestinian activities, which have been deemed by the Secretary of State as antithetical to U.S. interests in combating antisemitism. A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude. Now, Dude, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.