JL;DR SUMMARY Exploring the unusual yet intriguing concept of the "Pentagon Pizza Index," this piece delves into how a surge in late-night pizza orders around the Pentagon is scrutinized by online sleuths as a predictor of imminent military action, such as strikes against Iran. A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude. Now, Dude, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.