JL;DR SUMMARY A growing number of parents in north London, including those at the Eden Primary School, are advocating for a ban on smartphones for children until the age of 14 and delaying access to social media until 16, due to concerns about the negative impact of these devices on children's mental health. A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude. Now, Dude, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.