The text recounts a series of mishaps in the world of Jewish music and events, detailing instances of the worst orchestra, band-audience ratio, post-concert fiascos, weather disasters, and electrical mishaps at various concerts and events.

From September 22 to September 29, Shabbat and Yom Kippur times are listed, including the start and end times for Shabbat on September 22, Torah readings for Shabbat Shuvah on September 23, and Yom Kippur on September 24 and 25 with corresponding fasting and prayer schedules, including the Yizkor service.